It ain't half hot mum


We never seem to get much time these days here at EFRS towers. Other stuff, the weather, domestic duties etc. We managed to snatch a few hours at Hamwall to day and were determined to make the most of it. James was very keen to get back out on the bikes so we made plans to meet at VP2 nice and early. I got there for 7:45 and settled down to wait. It was quiet but things had already started to kick into action for the day. A Greater Spotted Woodpecker was being very annoying as he hammered away on a tree but always on the other side. My nemesis returns again!


While waiting for Godot I meandered in my mind of how the season is changing yet again. The days a little longer, the mornings a little lighter and in particular I say the same thing in the first spring / summer blog every damn year. I should change the record one of these days. All this despite the fact it was very dark, very grey and not particularly warm. Well what do you expect Andrew, I thought to my self, it's only bloody March. You'll be wanting to seeing Sand Martins and Swallows above your head in a minute. I looked up and bugger me if there wasn't dozens of Sand Martins fluttering about above my head. While watching them I spotted the tell tail tale of a Swallow. Bit early but shouldn't complain. It ain't hot yet.

First of the year for Sand Martins

Next it will be the ones I'm dearly waiting for the Swifts and Hobbies!!

The Great White Egrets weren't too fussy about getting close either.

A Raven 'escorting' a Buzzard on his way

So there I was at 7:30 still waiting for James to cycle up. Then a text saying he was near VP1. I mounted my steed and headed up to him. Another 10 minutes later he comes plodding along on foot. His bike was bust again. No suprise there. I was rather excited to spill the beans to him as I had purchased an something off of Ebay to try out. Allow me to digress for a moment please.

While flicking through stuff on Youtube I noticed in the suggestions section a few videos on military rations. Always one for a bit of history I clicked. This led me onto a whole new world which I had no idea existed. Apparently there is a whole subculture of people who hobby themselves with trying various MRE's or Meal Ready to Eat or army field rations to you and me. They range from countries across the globe and far back in time from WW2 K rations and bully beef to modern day North Korean cold weather survival packs. All very interesting stuff. They can be quit entertaining in themselves. If you want to see for yourself I can recommend Steve1989 MREinfo Why on earth did I buy it you ask? Well it was a field test to see if they could be included in a little expedition for half the ERFS (me) and everybody's favourite RSPB volunteer Lee Dutton when we venture up to the Isle of Mull in May. I thought they would be a good thing to have for lunch while up in the wilds.

I couldn't wait to try the US 2016 MRE that I had purchased. My choice was limited being Veggie but they are out there. One side note you will be pleased to know that the British standard MRE is highly rated amongst the connoisseurs of these things. I persuaded James to try it out so we headed for a suitable patch. We had to do this properly. I did ask at the RSPB visitors centre if I could dig a Fox Hole but they weren't too keen.

Simulated Battle Field conditions.

2000 calories of Uncle Sam's finest and a bottle of water

Not a bad spread

My rather cool pop-up cup

Now the really cool point to this particular MRE is it's little bag of chemicals which reacts with water to produce heat and so warming the main meal and the coffee. You slide the two in between the sachets, dribble the water into it, slosh it around a bit, turn down the end and slide it into the sleeve provided. Leave for 12mins and you have a piping hot meal and drink. Perfect! All well and good until you realise you had slid the fruit salad pouch into the heater instead of the pasta and sauce. Luckily it was only a few second but could have been a mission failure moment. With the pouches swapped we turned to the starter. Crackers and peanut butter. It is American after all. We shared it and considered it rather good. I'm not a lover of Peanut butter but this stuff was better than the ones we get here. Not over dry. Next the fruit drink made from a powder. Again yes it was very nice and not sweet at all. Next was James' favourite the roasted almonds. Yep I'd eat them again. So now for the main course the pasta and sauce with vegetable bits. I slid the pouches out and, oh! It was about body temperature. It didn't work. The drink was cold as well. It ain't hot yet! We tucked in nevertheless. Oh well never mind! It was nice even being cold including the drink. I have to day I was very surprised particularly how nothing was overly sweet or salty. There was even a little sachet of hot chilly and lime to spice things up. You also get a spoon, a wet while, a couple of chewing gums, salt and spoon finally some toilet paper. We both enjoyed it. Am I thinking of taking them to Mull and subjecting Lee to them? Hmm probably not. A pastie in the pocket would do just as well for hardy Welshmen like us. What do you reckon Lee?

UPDATE! I HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY LEE THAT THERE IS A SPAR AND A COOP ON MULL. PASTIES IT IS THEN!!! (Kind of takes the fun out of it but probably will be healthier)

The main (It tasted better than it looked

Cold coffee

The desert (Also tasted better than it looked)

James: Andrew was getting rather carried away with his rations.  Whilst he was marveling at the little sealed bags I took a brief trek to the water edge.

 Robin interested in Andrew's dinner

 This Grebe was more interested in fishing...

 Erm... Chaffinch, Dunnock.  Not sure

 Coot doing that odd flat thing they do

 Aahh we all love a Tuftie

Arty Coot

Digression over with we got on with the day and headed for the Tor Hide.

A Jay passing through

Lots of Tuffties about at the mo along with Gadwall and Pochard

Snipe fly over at Tor Hide

The Great Crested Grebe were getting in practice for the coming dance-off's

James was running out of time so we headed to VP2 to Finish things off. On the way as he jogged along to keep up this my cycling he stopped dead. He had spotted a mink on the opposite bank. It was munching on it's own MRE a fish. It sat there for ages with no fear until it had pushed  its meal into its burrow. He was a big one probably a fully grown male.

Mink with MRE

 A face only a mother could love


Noisy Canada goose

James' time was up and he had to head off. I stayed for an hour or so with little save the ever changing visitors resting and looking and moving on. There must have been a dozen different groups in the time I was there and non staying for more than  5 minutes or so.


All the wildlife is starting to rev up ready for the big blast into summer. The Bitterns were booming widely and constantly lots of birds you don't usually see in flight such as Grebes were over head and everything is getting so single minded they don't care about getting too close to you. Great White Egrets were great to photo today. The dull light helps with white birds.

The day was done, we had seen some stuff, rode a bit, well I did anyway James mostly jogged and I was developing mild indigestion but a swift cycle home should cure that. Chinese tonight I think. Hope it's nice and hot....... mum.

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